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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Kids Say the craziest things.

Welcome to the new comedy section of the blog. Many of us have experienced a time when we thought " No one would believe what this child just said" Well here's our time to share with everyone. Here are a few quotes I have collected so far, Enjoy

Quotes from Keri: " Mama, I can't sleep because of the stories in my eyes".... She was having a bad dream
While Erica was putting on makeup, Keri says "Mama, are you decorating your face?"

Quote from Julian: " Mommy we gone get married" Ok, why did you say that? asks Tori. Per Julian "Because I love you".

Here's one from Sheila's kids....

"Mommy, did you get you paycheck yet?" Not a question but a quote as they ask everyday to determine if they will go to McDonalds and get Frappes or just Happy Meals lol. 7, 6 and 4 years old... gotta love the Ruggers!

When getting on Josh I always say what im gonna say and end it with "I mean it" so now he says "Keta I mean it" to everything. I have to keep reminding him I'm " mommy" not "keta" to him. He hear Justin cals me Keta all the time.

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20 Great Quotes to Use for Mothers Day ( via Oprah.com)

"A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary." —Dorothy C. Fisher

"Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same." —Pearl S. Buck

"The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children." —Elaine Heffner

"How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must first know our mothers' names." —Alice Walker

"If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much." —Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

"There is... nothing to suggest that mothering cannot be shared by several people." —H. R. Schaffer

"Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometimes, though, it's just pure, unthinking delight." —Barbara Schapiro

"The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million was to be a good one." —Jill Churchill

"What children take from us, they give... We become people who feel more deeply, question more deeply, hurt more deeply, and love more deeply." —Sonia Taitz

"I... have another cup of coffee with my mother. We get along very well, veterans of a guerilla war we never understood." —Joan Didion

"More than in any other human relationship, overwhelmingly more, motherhood means being instantly interruptible, responsive, and responsible." —Tillie Olsen

"I cannot forget my mother... she is my bridge." —Renita Weems

"Rest easy, real mothers. The very fact that you worry about being a good mom means that you already are one." —Jodi Picoult, from House Rules

"Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life." —Sophocles

"Did you ever hear of a great and good man who had not a good mother?" —John Adams

"To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power." —Maya Angelou

"The joys of parents are secret: and so are the griefs and fears." —Francis Bacon

"To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language." —Arlene Benedict

"The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness." —Honoré de Balzac

"Mothers are the most instinctive philosophers." —Harriet Beecher Stowe

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Kids Say the craziest things.

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